I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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