I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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