If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
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this is an emotional support booty call
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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