i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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