i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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