Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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