I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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