I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
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You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
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He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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