Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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