you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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