"it" just moved
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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