oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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