some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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