Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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