i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
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Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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