Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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