With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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