i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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