The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
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There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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