I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
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He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
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Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
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I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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