when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
So many bounce houses so little time
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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