I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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