oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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