Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
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You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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