I didn't shave. On purpose
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
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I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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