I want to make a zoo with you.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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