She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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