Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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