Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
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He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
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I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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