He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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