any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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