wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
