Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize