How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
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She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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