party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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