Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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