She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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