he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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