Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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