let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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