; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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