Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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