wake up i wanna do it froggy style
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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