Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
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Wipe that smile off your face.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
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