you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Can you bring me the toilet please
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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