That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
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he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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