And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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