I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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