One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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