I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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