So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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