So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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