Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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