All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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