I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Randomize
