and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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