There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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