I accidentally had phone sex last night
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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